200 tidbits about me

one-of-a-kind. only child. mixed-breed mutt beast. native san antonian. grew up on the wrong side of the tracks. eastside, southside, downtown stomping grounds. sunday-school dropout. ninth in my class without trying. yeah, cool like that. laid-back. easy-going. procrastinating "creative type." part-time poet. painter because painting is pain...and a pleasure. does that make me a masochist? photographer of the damned. closet musician. karaoke killer. legend in my own mind. quiet but not shy. myopic but not blind. thrift-store junkie. procurer of the strange and unusual. cat lady. pack rat. heart attack in the making. friendly neighborhood fortune teller. chain smoker. dancing queen. rock n' roll. retard. nerdy nerd. four eyes. bleeding heart. artsy fart. snoozer. boozer. late. always late. will be late to my funeral. fashionably. sweetheart. true friend. lover and a fighter. shoulder to cry on. cheerleader. survivor. keeper of secrets. liar, liar, pants on fire. master of the obvious. hidden. in-between. wishy-washy. chaotic. content. i think too much sometimes but still act the fool. pity party of one. i like anyone, everyone, no one at all. vice versa. this shop girl says: "thank you, have a nice day...."